1 00:00:03,378 --> 00:00:04,838 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 2 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:11,887 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 3 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:18,977 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 4 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:22,564 Clackity Clackity Clackity 5 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,316 ♪ It's Touché Turtle! ♪♪ 6 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:39,498 Somewhere in the frigid North Atlantic 7 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:43,085 begins this strange tale of Captain Ahab 8 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:44,753 in his search for Moby Dick 9 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:47,297 the white whale that cost him his leg. 10 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:51,510 Not only that, he wrecked three of my ships besides. 11 00:00:51,635 --> 00:00:53,262 But I'll get him yet. 12 00:00:56,807 --> 00:01:00,394 It's Moby Dick himself! I've got him at last. 13 00:01:00,519 --> 00:01:03,313 You're through, Moby! Washed up! 14 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:06,984 Now hold still whilst I harpoon ya. 15 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:15,659 That did it! I'm sore now. 16 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:18,870 He's forcing me to do this. 17 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:22,541 Hello, operator? Get me the world's greatest hero. 18 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:26,837 The one and only, world famous Touché Turtle. 19 00:01:26,962 --> 00:01:29,923 Will you please spell that, sir? 20 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:34,136 Thud thud thud 21 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:37,222 Uh, let him have it, Touché. 22 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:40,684 That lion should know better 23 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:43,020 than to get fresh with you around, Touché. 24 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:47,691 [Dum Dum] I think he's had enough, Touché. 25 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,904 Excuse me for just a moment. 26 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:56,533 Touché Turtle speaking. 27 00:01:56,658 --> 00:02:00,037 Who? Oh, hello, Captain Ahab. 28 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:03,457 Moby Dick, huh? Okay, just keep him there. 29 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:04,541 I'll be right over. 30 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:06,501 Duh, where to now, Touché? 31 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:08,712 [Touché] To the high seas, Dum Dum. 32 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:11,882 Touché away! 33 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:15,636 Oh, I forgot about you. 34 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:17,679 Sorry, but you'll have to come back later. 35 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,473 I'm due at an emergency. 36 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:25,145 And so, with a new ship, Captain Ahab 37 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:29,483 Touché and Dum Dum set forth in search of the white whale. 38 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,903 We've been sailing for days, Captain. 39 00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:35,155 Are you sure there is a white whale? 40 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,282 Well, I didn't lose that leg in a card game. 41 00:02:38,407 --> 00:02:40,702 Duh, uh, whale ahoy! 42 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:44,206 Uh, on the port, eh-eh, starboard... 43 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:46,416 Shiver me scuppers, it's him. 44 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:48,210 Ol' Moby Dick himself. 45 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:49,919 How close is he, Dum Dum? 46 00:02:50,044 --> 00:02:53,340 Duh, can't tell. Everything has gone dark. 47 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:55,383 Oop, oop. 48 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:58,345 Hold him there whilst I blast him. 49 00:02:58,470 --> 00:02:59,638 Bang bang bang 50 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,391 Scuttle me hallyers. 51 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:06,061 Missed him again. Guess it's up to you, Touché. 52 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:09,064 Don't worry, Captain, it takes a pretty dumb whale 53 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,066 to outsmart Touché Turtle. 54 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:15,070 I'll just haul him in alongside the ship 55 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,738 with this cowboy lariat. 56 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:25,247 Boy, what a place to place a deserted island. 57 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:30,085 What are ya doin' on the harpoon gun, Touché? 58 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:35,132 I'm gonna hurtle myself into the fray, as they say. 59 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:37,843 Touché away! 60 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:43,432 En garde, blubberhead. Prepare to meet your doom. 61 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:57,154 This is worse than a three-ring circus, Touché. 62 00:03:57,279 --> 00:03:59,531 - I give up. - Hold it, Captain. 63 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:02,159 You've just given me an idea. 64 00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:04,369 Oh, Mr. Whale, sir? 65 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,747 How would you like to be in show business? 66 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:08,790 Eep, eep. 67 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:11,752 Well, come here and listen to this. 68 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:23,096 [Dum Dum] "'Captain Ahab's Sea Circus starring Moby Dick".' 69 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:27,976 Duh, looks like you've done it again, Touché. 70 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:31,062 - Thank you, Dum Dum. - Hey, Touché. 71 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:33,440 This Sea Circus is a great idea. 72 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:36,693 I've got ol' Moby eatin' right out of my hand. 73 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:42,032 Here Moby. Here's another fish. 74 00:04:46,202 --> 00:04:49,080 Hey, what do we do now, Touché? 75 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,916 Something we should have done long ago, Dum Dum. 76 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:54,419 Touché away! 77 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:59,549 Wait for me! Uh, Touché away!